Modifications Hijacked!!! Moderators....

[beene]

Want me to post more naked pics of me??

Um

no

[Rick Westlake]

!	kmclemore:
	Heath is all over this and thinks he's got a solution. The hacker will soon be foiled, if not already.

I would like to see all the hacker's "girls in lingerie" images on HIS hard drive replaced by images of Macs under sail, under repair, modifications, etc...

[sbods]

Want me to post more naked pics of me??

Um

no

No No NO!

Sounds just soooo wrong!

[Scott]

C'mon guys, I look great naked.......Just ask me.

[Highlander]

yea sure !
when you look in the mirror you have a fruit explosion !!

As they say for your eye's only in the mean time dream on !! ?

Not even in the back room !
If you really must post pic's of yourself naked try starting on your bedroom ceiling !! or better yet buy some ceiling mirrors

J

[Scott]

On Edit: OK,Ill stop.

[Highlander]

Thank goodness

Now if anyone would like to see pic's of me mooning the world wearing my kilt Wellllllllllllllllll !!

Gotta Ya Scott

J

[kmclemore]

Link to an MP3 of lyrics below...

The Scotsman

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar on evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked that he drunk more than his share
He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone
Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree
Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize
Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh
O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

[Scott]

[Highlander]

Yep
I think I still got that Blue ribbon somewhere !!

J