but then I found and bought this instead (after a year of searching)
and still wound up with this
I know it's not British and all that rot
but then I found and bought this instead (after a year of searching)
and still wound up with this
I know it's not British and all that rot Speaking as a British car lover, I'll just say "That's a nice Fix It Again Tony you have there."SkiDeep2001 wrote:I know it's not British and all that rotbut at least I won't have to work on it constantly
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# The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."
# Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.
# Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.
# Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.
# The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off.
# The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.
# >Lucas is an acronym for Loose Unsoldered Connections and Splices
# Lucas systems actually uses AC current; it just has a random frequency.
# "I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou..."
# If Lucas made guns, wars would not start.
# A friend of mine told everybody he never had any electric problems with his Lucas equipment. Today he lives in the countryside, in a large manor with lots of friendly servants around him an an occasional ice cold shower...
# Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.
# Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone.Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.
# Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars,kill a chicken and walk three times clockwise around your car chanting:" Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant.."#
Q: Why do the British drink warm beer? A: Because Lucas makes their refrigerators


How civilised of them - British Engineering Protocol would specifically exclude such a panel, and start the procedure with a simple "Remove the chassis from the frame" statementThey also had an under-body electric fuel pump mounted behind the passenger seat - with a handy access panel to facilitate striking it with a spanner when the points would get stuck