Crabby Bridge Tender
Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:17 am
Working on the boat the other night, I had the VHF on (I find it interesting to monitor commercial traffic, Coast Guard, bridge operators, etc.). I heard a funny exchange between a boat and the tender of a bridge that spans Lake Pontchartrain. It went something like this (as you read this, imagine the voice of the bridge tender lady as sounding like an ex-McDonald's drive-through order taker):
Captain: This is [vessel name] requesting an opening.
Bridge: What is the height of your vessel?
Captain: 16 feet.
Bridge: We got 18 feet, you can get through.
Captain: Well, we must be 20 feet then, because in the past we haven't been able to get through unless the bridge is open.
Bridge: You can get through, you don't need it opened.
Captain: Yes, we do need the bridge opened please.
Bridge: Pull up alongside the bridge so we can see if you can make it... if you can't, I'll open it.
Captain: (clearly biting his tongue in a valiant attempt to remain civil and polite) No, I'm sorry, we're going to need it opened.
At this point, I felt like grabbing the mic and screaming "JUST OPEN THE DAMN BRIDGE!"
I can understand the tender not wanting to open the bridge for a flatboat or a jetski that obviously is nowhere near big enough to warrant it, but for a larger boat that is very close to the height of the bridge? What if the tide is a higher than normal, or a wave pushes the boat up a bit?
I mean, by stubborn reluctance, it sounded like she'd have to go outside and hand-crank the bridge open. Is it really that difficult to reach over and push a button? Obviously this person hates her job!
--Mike
Captain: This is [vessel name] requesting an opening.
Bridge: What is the height of your vessel?
Captain: 16 feet.
Bridge: We got 18 feet, you can get through.
Captain: Well, we must be 20 feet then, because in the past we haven't been able to get through unless the bridge is open.
Bridge: You can get through, you don't need it opened.
Captain: Yes, we do need the bridge opened please.
Bridge: Pull up alongside the bridge so we can see if you can make it... if you can't, I'll open it.
Captain: (clearly biting his tongue in a valiant attempt to remain civil and polite) No, I'm sorry, we're going to need it opened.
At this point, I felt like grabbing the mic and screaming "JUST OPEN THE DAMN BRIDGE!"
I can understand the tender not wanting to open the bridge for a flatboat or a jetski that obviously is nowhere near big enough to warrant it, but for a larger boat that is very close to the height of the bridge? What if the tide is a higher than normal, or a wave pushes the boat up a bit?
I mean, by stubborn reluctance, it sounded like she'd have to go outside and hand-crank the bridge open. Is it really that difficult to reach over and push a button? Obviously this person hates her job!
--Mike

