Blue Hull Jokes

Mark Prouty · Post by **Mark Prouty** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:06 pm

Henceforth all blue hull jokes shall be banned from any and all threads.

Post by **kmclemore** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:11 pm

I thought having a blue hull *was* a joke.

(he quickly hunkers down, awaiting the onslaught....)

juergen X2524 · Post by **juergen X2524** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:15 pm

i have blue antifouling - does that make the boot faster ??
juergen

RandyMoon · Post by **RandyMoon** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 2:58 pm

You know, I have a blue hull and based on how easy it skuffs, I would recommend the white hull. Either that or quit running into things.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:43 pm

I f I cant make blue hull jokes Ill hold my breath till you let me!

Catigale · Post by **Catigale** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:06 pm

Ill hold my breath until I turn blue,,,,wait a minute, just picked up 0.1 mph on the GPS.....

richandlori · Post by **richandlori** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 6:18 pm

at my current scratch rate, I will be through the blue gelcoat by Sept of 06, then I won't have to keep worrying about that damn easy to scratch BLUE Bast!@##.

It sure looks great, but like a woman that is TOOOOOOOO beautifull, she is HIGH maintainience!!!

Rich

Catigale · Post by **Catigale** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:26 am

Seriously, are you guys (10 votes YES on the poll) getting your knickers in a knot over the blue hull jokes???

www.prozac.com

I voted to continue, but would change my vote to ban them iff we can bring back Mighetto as replacement entertainment....

(asbestos suit on)

Andy26M · Post by **Andy26M** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 3:18 pm

I think we should hold a roast of Mark for the awesome grammar in the poll!!

After careful examination of the question and the options, I believe we should vote "No" if we mean yes the jokes are fine, and "Yes" if we mean no, we don't want to see these jokes any more?

Now I have a headache.

Should I take the Blue pill or the White one?

Mark Prouty · Post by **Mark Prouty** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 4:50 pm

aya16 · Post by **aya16** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 5:10 pm

I met a guy with blue hull X the other day and the thing goes so fast the owner had to get a pilots lic.

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Tue Apr 19, 2005 8:18 pm

Yes we have no bananas!

I guess if you're running against a guy with a 115 on a white boat, you would feel kinda blue!!

(Sorry Mark, but since the comment was in your behalf, I beg forgiveness)

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 5:40 pm

Blue could've been my favorite color, but its not. Whats taters aayyy precious, PO-TAT-O's, boil em mash em stick em in a stew,

Was I singing out loud??

This rendition of the Hobbit blues sung to the tune of Blue Bayou or nothing in particular.

OK Im back did I miss some blue Jokes.

Ill hold my breath until I turn blue,,,,wait a minute, just picked up 0.1 mph on the GPS.....

Thass funny shtuff, hahahaha

dclark · Post by **dclark** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:07 pm

...and I was hoping this was a thread were everyone posted their blue hull jokes. I kind of like them...voted maybe because the double negetive thing gives me a headache.

Mark Prouty · Post by **Mark Prouty** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 12:11 pm

Ok you all win.

Question
Why does Roger like blue hulls

Answer
Because manufacturing them is like his favorite symphony
Rhapsody in blue.

Question:
What is faster a blue hull boat or a white hull boat.

Answer:
A white hull, of course, cause it is lighter.

Question:
What is blue and lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

Answer:
A nervous wreck of a blue hull boat.

Question:
What should you avoid at sea.

Answer:
Blue Holes

and of course bandits

Question:
What is easier to see in a blue hull boat.

Answer:
Cracks

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