A lot of my so called friends wife,s would call my wife & tell her their husbanads had told them ur husband has a Mistress & she would tell them yes I know ! , the other wife,s would ask do u know who she is ! , my wife would say yes I know her by name & met her numerous times "don,t u just luv 3som,s "click"
Of course my mistress was my Boat !!! "don,t u know "
man we used to get a lot of mileage out of that one !! 
J
